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Wednesday night I attended my 2nd ever hockey game. It was the Charlotte Checkers, which my work does all the eye care for, against the Wheeling Nailers. The game was exciting and I had excellent seats so I could actually follow the game this time. My first hockey game was watching the Utah Grizzlies. They play in the E-Center in West Valley and the tickets we had were up in the nose bleed section and it was really hard to follow the puck or even have a clue as to what was going on. The only thing I remember was 2 of the players threw their helmets and gloves off and fought. That was the most exciting part of the game.
I had to look up what in the world a Wheeling Nailer was, and according to Wikipedia, "The name "Nailers" was chosen for the city's long history of nail manufacturing."
I admit to being a cat lover. I have had a fair share of cats in my early years. It started when my brother brought home a kitten from the gas station on the day of my sister's wedding. My parents were too busy to notice the new addition to our family but quickly we learned what a spazz the cat was. She could do side flips and she would hide behind bushes waiting for people to walk by to grab their legs. We named her Spazz. Later on I talked my parents into letting me have one of my friends cats kittens and I picked a little black one with a white stripe on it. The stripe resembed the Nike logo, and thinking feminenly, I named her Nika. Shortly thereafter, Nika gave birth to 2 kittens, which one was calico and the other was black. The calico was called Beth, from Better off Dead, and the black one was called Bear. After a couple of months of meowing and letting the cats in and out my Dad was pretty tired of dealing with them and called Animal Control. They came and took all the cats. I was pretty upset with my Dad for a while.
Now that I'm older I am thinking it would be fun again to have a cat in my life. (Yes you can call me old cat lady.) But seeing as how I have moved 5 times in the last 5 years, I haven't really wanted to put a cat through all that moving. Plus who would watch the cat when I went on vacation? The biggest issue for me is the litter box. Growing up we always had outside cats, hence all the kittens, so we never had to deal with litter boxes. Is it really worth all the smell and hassle? I know lots of people who have cats and most of them had them in college. Are cats really ok to move a lot? Or should I wait until I find a place I am going to stay for a while to get a cat? All right people, let me know.